Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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