I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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