CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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