Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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