Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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