fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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