i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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