so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
