Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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