we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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