I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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