And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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