If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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