She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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