Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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