Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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