it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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