You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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