i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Randomize
