My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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