sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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