Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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