some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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