My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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