Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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