That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
one might say we're banned from that church
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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