She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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