No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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