thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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