I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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