so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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