I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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