I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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