I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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