I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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