Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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