Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
