How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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