White coat. Heels.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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