The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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