this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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