do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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