You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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