I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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