put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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