As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You ate ashes out of my bong
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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