it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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