oh god the rape fog is back!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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