it was like his penis was on wheels.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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