This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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